but.. here's the but..
it's far out in the outskirts of Whistler.. You'll have to take the bus like 20 min from town village.. there's no supermarket or anything out here so everyday going to the supermarket to buy food you just simply need to catch the bus.. and you may think that's not to bad..
well it wouldn't be if there were only a bus.. nooo you have to change halfway to get to the supermarket, then you have to sit there with your 5 bags of cereals and toiletpaper like the white trash low life you are, change halfway just to stare like a bum right out in the dark until the next bus take you closer to home... that's right..
When you finally fight you're way of the bus with only 4 bags left, because one got ripped at someones skis and made a fun bus tombola lottery of your bananas and beercans rolling all around the bus floor.. you I have to walk 5 min "shortcut through wood following a creek with slippery rocks and opportunities to get really wet, " 15 min if not choose the shortcut.. and out here we don't like to waste important energy on roadlights. it's really black!!
So yesterday I got back from the store and thought when the sharp plastic handles on the bags made a deep cut in my fingers..
-Fuck it I'm not taking the long road..
Ending up sitting split over the creek joggling grocery bags like my life depending on it simultaneously making tap steps on the rocks that would made Fred Astaire jealous !!
I'm such a white trash and I better get used to it when its only 133 more days of total humiliation ;)
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