a tribute to the all mighty

you just got to love the TV shows over here.. 

you all know this but it's sooo funny. ya'll know we say they have 100 channels..  but they literally do!

But the thing is, a lot of channels shows the same thing, same times.. and there's a lot of crap out there.

A few good thing is that they show seinfeld, south park, simpsons, scrubs, family guy, futurama and all great shows every day and up to 4-5 episodes in a row if you zapp around..

and also classics like the cosby show and family feud  still runs here hehe..

But the remarkable thing is that they even have not one, but TWO channels competing over the masses to view just their recorded wooden fire..!

They actually have two whole channels that shows a burning fire in a fireplace 24/7 !!

The first is more like a calm and quite small fire that you might have on a casual cocktail party.

The other one is more for the people that wants some action in their living room with a bustling, snapping, loud sparking fire, and also with a complementary helping hand putting on more wood for that authentic feeling.. wwahahahaaa

Not to talk about all the Judge shows they got.. jesus christ, it's judge Judy, judge Joe, judge Bill, judge This , judge That and bloody judge Jerry Springer..

And the cases they bring up, they have no self respect or pride..

The other day when eating breakfast I had the TV on and

this woman accused her ex daughter in law for steeling her two lamps..  lamps..! and really ugly small cheap lamps as well.. 

But the judge actually had some humor and laughed.. 

man they really like to make a fool out of themselves..!

Then we have the commercials.. or actually there's more commercials then actual shows..

always and all the time it's commercials.. and really bad ones..

there's one for cough medicine, and the slogan is.

It doesn't taste good, but it works..!  gotta love that honesty hehe.. 

Today I saw a really funny one.

It was one for personal injury attorneys. there's a lot of these going on..!?

I'll guess it's like they say.. they got no public health care, and suing everybody all the time.. 

well..  in the end you see this boring, skinny balding middle aged man who supposedly is the lawyer.. 

looking in the camera and says with a single tone in his voice.

- you got a personal injury.. call me.. helping people got injured with legal help is my life.!

It really cracked me up, you couldn't miss the hidden meaning in it.

I'm a looser and my life sucks..

and I bet if you played it backwards you would hear..

-kill me...  kill me...